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TEN FACTS
► Name ➔ COURTNEY
► Birth place ➔ ILLINOIS
► Hair color ➔ BLONDE
► Age ➔ 23 (I’M SO FUCKING OLD J CHRIST MAN)
► Eye Color ➔ HAZEL
► Birthday ➔ FEBRUARY 4TH
 Gender ➔ FEMALE
► Lefty or Righty ➔ RIGHTY
► Single or taken? ➔  SINGLE BECAUSE EVERYONE I DATE SUCKS AS A HUMAN BEING
 Happy? ➔ STRESSED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 
► Are you in love ➔ NO
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ NO
 Who ended your last relationship ➔ HE RANDOMLY STOPPED SPEAKING TO ME BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKHEAD SO YEAH I GUESS HE DID
 Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ UNFORTUNATELY YES
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ NO
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ YES
 Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ NO
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ NOT REALLY?
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ YEAPPP
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ LONG-TERM

TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ LOVE
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ LEMONADE
► Cats or Dogs ➔ DOGS. MY CAT PRETTY MUCH CLAWED MY EYE OUT TONIGHT AND IT REALLY HURTS.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ FEW BFFS.
► Television or internet ➔ INTERWEBZZZZ.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ DIET COKE IS MAH LIFE 
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ ROMANTIC NIGHT IN
► Day or night ➔ IDK THEY BOTH ARE OK I GUESS
► Text or Call ➔ TEXT BC I AM AFRAID OF TELEPHONES AND STUFF
►Make-up or au naturel? ➔ MAKEUP 

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
 Been caught sneaking out? ➔ NO
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ YEAH
 Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ YEAH
► Prank called a store? ➔ UM NOT THAT I CAN THINK OF
► Skipped school? ➔ YEAH
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ YEAH
► Spent all your money? ➔ ACTUALLY NO
► Met a celebrity? ➔ YEAH
► Been really ill? ➔ YEAH
► Gotten high? ➔ YEAH AT ONE POINT EONS AGO BEFORE JOB STUFF STARTED OCCURRING 

TEN PREFERENCES 
► Smile or eyes ➔ SMILE
 Light or dark hair ➔ LIGHT
 Shorter or taller ➔ TALLER BC I’M ALREADY REALLY FUCKING TALL
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ IDK I THINK BOTH ARE IMPORTANT  IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT I GUESS INTELLIGENCE IS MORE SO

► Hook-up or relationship
 ➔ RELATIONSHIP. HOOK-UPS ARE ENTIRELY POINTLESS TO ME AT THIS POINT.
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ FUNNY AND POOR.
► Mac or PC? ➔ MAC.
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ LIPSTICK. I LOVE DA LIPSTICKZ.
► City or country? ➔ COUNTRY
► Driving or walking? ➔ DRIVING. BUT I LIKE FRESH AIR TOO. SO YEAH.

LASTS
► Last phone call? ➔ MY MOM
► Last song you listened to? 
➔ UH. COME SAVE ME - JAGWAR MA
► Last thing you ate? ➔ FRENCH FRIES. 
► Last thing you drank? ➔ AGUA
► Last place you were? ➔ A BAR
► Last kiss? ➔ THE IDIOT MENTIONED ABOVE
► Last picture taken? ➔ SELFIE WHATUP
► Last outfit? ➔ SHORTS AND A TSHIRT. NOTHING EXCITING.
► Last purchase? ➔ FRENCH FRIES.
► Last argument/fight? ➔ ALSO WITH SAID IDIOT

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Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man. - read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since  (via vantal)

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It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

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