Everyone at school: I’m working for (Proctor & Gamble, CSIS, The White House, NPR, Barclay’s, Ernst & Young, the Cato Institute etc.) this summer!
Me: Don’t mind me I’m just taking classes and clearly being a lot less productive than all of you.
Oh the perks of going to a university where everyone is ridiculously competitive. It makes you feel like shit all the time because you don’t have the “top internship.”